Motorcycle Enthusiasts Mugs

Santa on motorbike.

Rudy, you can't meet with the Russians. It'll be a disaster of epic proportions. How so? What could possibly go wrong? There are always unintended consequences with Russia. It was summer of 1988. I was a teenager on a one-man goodwill tour across the Soviet Union. Just me, my Harley and my leather jacket ... that is, until I visited the Kremlin. Let's just say I rode the last few thousand miles of that journey with a beautiful older blonde named Irina clinging to my back. Her father Mikhail was

You can never escape from stress because... the world is made up of only two kinds of people: those who ride motorcycles, and those who have to listen to the people riding them.

"My only suggestion is we freeze it and hope a future generation can repair it."

Buff The Bike

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

'Computer error! What do you mean computer error?'

Think for yourselves! Shorn would finally die in a head-on collision with Charlie the Mohawk Cow.

Bad Hare Day

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

Dairy Devil

Cheesie Rider

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

Biker Lawn Mower

Biker At Museum

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

Bicycle Sidecar.

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

Valentino Rossi (the Doctor)

'Your request for a motorcycle as your company car was rejected. However, I'm not totally unreasonable. Enjoy!'

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'