Bike Buffs Pillows

Tour De France: Leeds to host start of 2014 race.

'Would you mind throwing out some of your spare motorcycle parts? I'd like to park my car in the garage.'

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Directions: Call a smart friend.

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

Cat and Dog Bike

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

'He's made an eco-friendly bamboo bike... unfortunately all the tomato plants have fallen down.'

Baby in Bike Basket

Altar Ego

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

A tricycle and a unicycle mate and give birth to a bicycle.

'Your request for a motorcycle as your company car was rejected. However, I'm not totally unreasonable. Enjoy!'

'It's just what I always wanted!'

Tandem Stoker Not Pedaling.

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

Santa Harley

"Sorry... My School Aversion Syndrome is totally bad today."

After years of captivity and cruel treatment, Buster was finally free - free to pedal the open plains to his heart's content!

'Wow... What did you use for bait?'

'He has trouble keeping up with the game.'

"Howard's gone on the Tour de France without his bicycle again."

Stop Global Warming

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

Couple on a Tandem Cycling in Different Directions

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

Tour de France champ Fausto Coppi

Cyclist

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.