Bike Lover Pillows

Tandem Stoker Not Pedaling.

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

Precious bike

'I realize you like to baby your motorcycle, but shouldn't WE be sleeping in the tent?'

A handlebar moustache.

The day Dad retired from his busy job and tried to make up for lost time.

'May I help you?'

'Would you like to go for a ride in grandpa's cool station wagon, or on grandma's boring motorcycle?'

'Though I appreciate the love you have for your bike, marrying it is simply out of the question.'

"Please--if my wife still loved me, would she have let me buy this motorcycle?"

'Yes, I did agree that doing things together would bring us closer, but I didn't think you meant washing and waxing your car and bike.'

Tour de pothole.

'Transportation without pollution! I love a guy that's concerned about vehicle emissions.'

'All those years I rode those small bikes...well, as you can see, those days are over.'

"Baldo, sometimes work isn't fair. One time my cousin was on a swing and she got off to pick up a piece of purple bubble gum and someone rode of with her bike."

Baby in Bike Basket

An autumn bike ride

Cyclist

'Get away from me! I don't want ay more kids!'

'Poop!'

'He has trouble keeping up with the game.'

Bike

'Wow, you've finished assembling the bike Santa brought me last year.'

'You got it wrong. I don't call my bike a pig, I call it a hog...I call my woman a pig.'

'It would make people say Mr Barnes must be doing real good with his cows if he can buy his son a new bike.'

A tricycle and a unicycle mate and give birth to a bicycle.

Cat and Dog Bike

Sore Loser

Uni-cycle for sale.

The Ageing Process

"I didn't see you."

"He'll never share the road with a bicycle."