Bike Lover Prints

Tandem Stoker Not Pedaling.

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

Precious bike

'I realize you like to baby your motorcycle, but shouldn't WE be sleeping in the tent?'

A handlebar moustache.

The day Dad retired from his busy job and tried to make up for lost time.

'May I help you?'

'Would you like to go for a ride in grandpa's cool station wagon, or on grandma's boring motorcycle?'

'Though I appreciate the love you have for your bike, marrying it is simply out of the question.'

"Please--if my wife still loved me, would she have let me buy this motorcycle?"

'Yes, I did agree that doing things together would bring us closer, but I didn't think you meant washing and waxing your car and bike.'

Tour de pothole.

'Transportation without pollution! I love a guy that's concerned about vehicle emissions.'

'All those years I rode those small bikes...well, as you can see, those days are over.'

"Baldo, sometimes work isn't fair. One time my cousin was on a swing and she got off to pick up a piece of purple bubble gum and someone rode of with her bike."

Baby in Bike Basket

Tour de France champ Hendrik 'Joop' Zoetemelk

An autumn bike ride

"Hey mister, your dogs have been chasing the neighborhood kids on bikes."

Cyclist

'Get away from me! I don't want ay more kids!'

'Poop!'

'He has trouble keeping up with the game.'

Bike

'Wow, you've finished assembling the bike Santa brought me last year.'

'You got it wrong. I don't call my bike a pig, I call it a hog...I call my woman a pig.'

'It would make people say Mr Barnes must be doing real good with his cows if he can buy his son a new bike.'

A tricycle and a unicycle mate and give birth to a bicycle.

Cat and Dog Bike

Tour de France champ Gregory LeMond.

Sore Loser

Uni-cycle for sale.

The Ageing Process

"I didn't see you."

"He'll never share the road with a bicycle."