Bike Fanatic Pillows

"I shaved my entire body and spent $2,600 on lighter bike components. Guess who's riding .04 miles per hour faster now?"

"You know, my bike's actually way cooler than a '64 convertible Impala. The open road is much more open."

Taking your bike to the moon.

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Directions: Call a smart friend.

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

You had me at vintage.

Bradley Wiggins

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

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Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

Dairy Devil

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

Cat and Dog Bike

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

Biker Lawn Mower

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Baby in Bike Basket

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

Superman Going On Vacation.

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

Milo dreamed that someday, somehow he was going to be a bad dog.

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

'she's been at that three weeks now and it hasn't moved an inch.'

Altar Ego