Biker Fanatic Pillows

"I ran into someone's motorcycle outside. Who owns the chopper? No wait! Let me guess."

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Directions: Call a smart friend.

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

Altar Ego

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

"You had me at hell."

Uneasy Rider

Man generating power for machine.

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

After years of captivity and cruel treatment, Buster was finally free - free to pedal the open plains to his heart's content!

'Wow... What did you use for bait?'

"Sorry... My School Aversion Syndrome is totally bad today."

'OK, here comes another one, and this time, I get the funny hat.'

They were right, this is a tough bunker.

Stop Global Warming

Couple on a Tandem Cycling in Different Directions

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.