Biker Fanatic Gifts

"I ran into someone's motorcycle outside. Who owns the chopper? No wait! Let me guess."

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Directions: Call a smart friend.

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

Milo dreamed that someday, somehow he was going to be a bad dog.

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

Altar Ego

Uneasy Rider

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

"You had me at hell."

Valentino Rossi (the Doctor)

Man generating power for machine.

Santa Harley

'Wow... What did you use for bait?'

"Sorry... My School Aversion Syndrome is totally bad today."

'OK, here comes another one, and this time, I get the funny hat.'

After years of captivity and cruel treatment, Buster was finally free - free to pedal the open plains to his heart's content!

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

"Man, your old lady really is an old lady"

Pensioners queue up for a Motorbike for Rent.

Couple on a Tandem Cycling in Different Directions

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