Motorcycle Fanatic Gifts

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

'I realize you like to baby your motorcycle, but shouldn't WE be sleeping in the tent?'

Bernier & Couillard: Let's roll Julie. They just don't understand our love!

Couple riding on a motercycle speeding along take off their helmets to reveal fans for heads.

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

Bob's Driving School.

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

Dairy Devil

Cheesie Rider

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

Biker Lawn Mower

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

Biker At Museum

Bicycle Sidecar.

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

Valentino Rossi (the Doctor)

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

Man generating power for machine.

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

With a little twist on the sidecar concept, Harold was able to ride his motorcycle well into his later years.

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

Sandra can you step in here a minute and lie on the floor? And bring a ramp.

"And now I will attempt the same feat but without insurance."

'No, Killa isn't going to make it to bike night, I've convinced him to stay home and watch a romantic movie with me.'