Motorbike Enthusiast Gifts

'I got twenty dollars for your motorbike, is that good?'

'How sweet, he's smiling. He must be dreaming about me.' (Man is dreaming about a motorbike).

It was too late to retract her bid. Catherine had purchased the small man on the motorbike'

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

"Is that all you can worry about? That your brother is riding your bike?"

Donkey rides on beach, "Well he's not getting any younger"

Biker Lawn Mower

'I'm a little concerned, Smythe...I gave you $27,000 on Friday to put into our website, and today, Monday, you show up driving a new motorbike. I hope this is just a coincidence.'

'Forget how much that thing cost you, and let go of the handlebars!'

'You know what they say. . .Loud Pipes Save Lives!'

Motorbiker.

"And now I will attempt the same feat but without insurance."

'Man, I'm exhausted!'

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

Nouvelle Cuisine Home Delivery.

"No, I can't see were I'm going, but I can see where I've been."

'It's not an actual motorcycle. It's an exercise bike. I made it look like one so my husband would actually use it.'

Sorry you're leaving!

'I don't care how nice of a bike it is, he can use a golf cart like the rest of us.'

Bikers.

Sue's trouble with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.

Biker: 'Gesundheit!' a female pillion passenger messes up the inside of her helmet from her sneeze

'Hey, I think that's him: alligator riding motorcycle, wearing goggles and a bandana - hold it- there's no bandana.'

Motorcyclist sees death on his motorbike following him

'Get away from me! I don't want ay more kids!'

'Oh, look, Billy's found a playmate.'

Recycling center.

'I knew I shouldn't have had a haircut.'

Old man with walking aid greets a biker.

"...not even gonna bother!"

"This will maintain your rebellious image in states with helmet laws."

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

Bernie Sanders Riding A Motorbike

That movie back in '69 really made an impact on him.

"I'd be happy to take public transportation, but they won't let me take this thing on the subway."