Motorbike Aficionado Gifts

Bicycle Sidecar.

Waco violence

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Directions: Call a smart friend.

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

Cheesie Rider

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

Dairy Devil

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Biker Lawn Mower

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

Biker At Museum

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

Altar Ego

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

Uneasy Rider

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"