Motorbike Aficionado Gifts

Bicycle Sidecar.

Waco violence

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Directions: Call a smart friend.

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

Cheesie Rider

Dairy Devil

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

Biker Lawn Mower

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

Milo dreamed that someday, somehow he was going to be a bad dog.

Biker At Museum

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

Altar Ego

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

Uneasy Rider

"You had me at hell."

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'