Motorcycle Enthusiast Gifts

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

'My new security system vaporizes anyone who gets too close to my bike. I'm going to miss Jim.'

Biker Chicks.

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

Chauffeur Driven Side Car.

My broom's in the shop.

'You were going too slow...then you were going too fast. You hit every pothole and you're making the turns too wide. And another thing...'

'But tonight is going to be romantic. We'll drink a bottle of wine while I work on my bike.'

'Well actually, mine's a keyboard!'

'Is this gonna raise my premium?'

'Sorry, dear. After three hours into the trip, it suddenly occurred to me that I forgot you. I'll come back to pick you up.'

Biker: Born to Be Mild

'We're both vicitms of the economy. You're getting laid off, and I can't buy another Harley.'

'May I help you?'

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

'After Timmy's Show & Tell, my snapping turtle is going to suck.'

'No offense, but after building that bike for over three years, I thought you would've made better progress.'

'Why do I get the feeling my divorce is final?' (Motorbike has been cut in half).

'Tony's afraid to leave his new bike in the parking lot, so he carries it with him wherever he goes.'

'Don't be late home, tonight's your bath night'

'Does your best friend have to come EVERYWHERE with us?'

White Helmets 2

'And for our middle-aged customers, we've developed this orthopaedic backrest.'

Surgeon requests patient's motorbike if operation is unsucessful.

"Well, did you get motorcycle riding out of your system?"

"Please--if my wife still loved me, would she have let me buy this motorcycle?"

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

'Think they'd panic if we stopped to help?'

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

Hell's angel Santa riding reindeer like a moterbike

The Hell's Angel replaced his trike for a smaller three wheeled vehicle.

Take a ride with the reaper.

A gym catering for motorbikers.

'No, no, lets steal this one. It has a lifetime warranty.'

Way-too-easy rider.