Motorcycling Enthusiast Gifts

With a little twist on the sidecar concept, Harold was able to ride his motorcycle well into his later years.

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

The star hunters

Cycling with a harp case

Directions: Call a smart friend.

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

Knight in shining Lycra!

You had me at vintage.

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

The trim reaper

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

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Bradley Wiggins

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

Cheesie Rider

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

Cat and Dog Bike

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

Dairy Devil

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

Biker Lawn Mower

Chris Froome

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

'she's been at that three weeks now and it hasn't moved an inch.'