Motorcycle Aficionado Gifts

'There's nothing wrong with you, but I'd still like to operate on you. There's a sweet motorcycle I'd like to buy, and I need the money.'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

'A bike this nice, I didn't think you'd mind me bathing it in your bathtub. Do you have an extra blanket, it'll be sleeping in our room.'

'Uh oh. The fat lady's about to sing. This doesn't bode well for your motorcycle.'

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

"I better approach this one really carefully."

'When I was a kid I had a bicycle too'

Bike Love

'Have you any idea how embarrassing it is to ride to the station in a sidecar?'

Hank was a cowboy, he'd learnt to be mighty careful. . .

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

'You wanted more responsibility in this company, and I agree. My motorcycle is parked right outside, go wax it.'

White Helmets' Ice Creams

'I was touched by a Hell's Angel.'

"Unfortunately, extinction was inevitable for the Have-a-need-for-speed-asaurus."

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Directions: Call a smart friend.

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

Bradley Wiggins

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

Dairy Devil

Cat and Dog Bike

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Biker Lawn Mower