Biker Aficionado Gifts

Trump Biker Gang

Tuna Gone Bad.

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Directions: Call a smart friend.

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

Bradley Wiggins

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

Cat and Dog Bike

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Superman Going On Vacation.

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

Bicycle Sidecar.

Milo dreamed that someday, somehow he was going to be a bad dog.

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

Altar Ego

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

Uneasy Rider

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

"You had me at hell."

Santa Harley

'Wow... What did you use for bait?'

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

"You're spoiling that dog!"