Biker Enthusiast Gifts

"I'm sorry, but shouldn't there be an apostrophe in that?"

If You Can Read This - The Wife's Fallen Off.

'You asked me what those chicks in those biker magazines have that you don't...well, I made a list. Number one...'

"You know, you make one helluva bowl of chili!"

Hells angels' babysitter.

'OK, here comes another one, and this time, I get the funny hat.'

Don't mess with Granny, Sonny!

Hell's Lawyers.

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

'I'm traumatized, doc. I rented the video 'Biker Chicks Gone Wild' and my mother-in-law was topless in it.'

They were right, this is a tough bunker.

Secret Hand Signals of the Initiated - Then and Now.

Teasing Hell's Angels

'And do you, Mona, take Randy and his biker buddies for better and for worse?'

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

Biker's buddy

Uneasy Rider

Putin's Night Wolves in Berlin

Waco violence

"You had me at hell."

US biker rally could be major "super spreader"

"Well, because today is Friday the 13th."

"Shady Godiva"

Biker Hell No

Birthday party at Lenny's Tap and Grill.

Pensioners queue up for a Motorbike for Rent.

'What's it look like I'm doing? I'm applying hair tonic to my bald tire.'

'I really thought that a biker bar called the Snake Pit would be a biker bar....'

"Man, your old lady really is an old lady"

"I now pronounce you bikers, man and wife."

'When mom wakes up, tell her the tattoo on my back of the chick riding the motorcycle is a fake.'

No screwing while dancing.

'Promise me one thing, Lorraine.. you won't tell my friends we met at a church picnic?'

'To have and to hold...'

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'