Cycling Enthusiast Gifts

"Take some identification with you in case you die."

'Did you order meals on wheels?'

"I shaved my entire body and spent $2,600 on lighter bike components. Guess who's riding .04 miles per hour faster now?"

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

Penny farthing dreaming of mountain bike

"I wouldn't mind going for a bike ride,but I don't have any clothes that look stupid enough."

Tandem Stoker Not Pedaling.

Man falling off bike at finish line.

The trim reaper

'It has ten speeds but only one has been used.'

Lawn Mower Bike.

'The mudguards don't work.'

'OK, George. I'm Lance Armstrong, you're an indispensable member of my racing team, and I've got a bike pointed right at the French media...'

"Thank goodness Edwin got a paper route to help pay for prescriptions not covered by Medicare."

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

Darwin said it is Survival of the Fittest.

'He's the only one who passed testing.'

Last place

Fish riding penny-farthing.

Mr. Punch cycling

Tour de pothole.

Bernard Hinault

'You replaced our wedding photo with a cycling photo, and you have the nerve to ask why I'm upset?'

The eternal quest - 'There's gotta be a fireplug around here somewhere!'

Cyclist on drugs.

Tour de France 2007 finishes.

"I sweared to avoid someone who was reading a cycling facilities leaflet"

Family of cyclists arriving at a hotel.

'I knew I shouldn't have had those beans this morning!'

Very drunk professional cyclist

We must consider the health aspects of cycling... Yes, we heard you fell off your bike!

All Roads Go Nowhere.

'Cycling gives you a nosebleed? Try lowering the saddle. Next...'

"I just realized that unless I'm riding for some cause, I must look like an idiot."

"Maybe you shouldn't try to shave on the way to work."