Bicycle Enthusiast Gifts

1715: Newton discovers gravel.

The fast lane - for cyclists.

Drunken cyclist

'I'm sorry James, but we're on the low end of a business cycle.'

'If you're a good boy, Santa will bring you tires next year.'

Giant bike rides over cars.

Under New Management.

'Hey look,Kenny A 'Tandem''

'Blood Duchamp!'

'You'd have thought they'd have more advanced transport to get around.'

"There! Just like I promised if you passed. . . a new set of wheels!"

'Howdy, pardner. New in town?'

Tour de France champ Lucien Petit-Breton.

Dangerous Populist Pope

'Look, silly Daddy has remembered he left his bicycle at work.'

1715 - Newton discovers gravel.

"None of these bikes have navigational systems, backup cameras or bluetooth."

"The soft, flexible, extendible bumper gently nudges the cyclist safely out of harm's way."

"No more car-rides for me: He's gone all green, sold his car, bought a bike and uses public transports..."

Wide Load

Bicycle and public transportation.

"Sorry, but that's a road racing bike. I'm a mountain bike specialist."

"I thought since I was able to fix our computer. It turns out that the computer is a little more complicated."

'I'm interested in this life cycle concept of yours!'

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

"Look what I got from Ralphie for $15! His old car speaker system!"

"It's not really a gift, Wayne. Most of us have the ability to identify people who aren't riding bicycles by choice."

Bike Wash

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

"Mother-in-law still trying to shake off a few pounds?"

'With petrol prices so high these days, Master is riding his bicycle a lot: Not many car rides for us...'

Superman Going On Vacation.

Man riding a bike frame with a cat and a dog attached to harnesses where the wheels would normally be

The Bicycle 'Ghost'

Man asking why the lamp in the picture doesn't come with the bicycle