Cycle Enthusiast Gifts

'This hill is tough going.' - 'I'd better keep the brake on in case we go backwards.'

Starting pistol sounds for people on exercise bikes.

Lift on the Tandem.

An evolutionary cycle - A bicycle emerges from the water after evolving from two amoeba

Cyclists mistake.

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

'I think I know why more of your employees don't cycle to work.'

Menstrual Cycles: The bike shop for women

Tandem limo

Handicap parking space for bicycles

"The senator is at the gym doing his favorite aerobics...spinning."

"Me, I'm out for a run with the dog on the bike."

Tour de Fran's

Bike hire for scientists.

'Grown ups have been doing this all wrong!'

'If that isn't a 18 speed bike, Charlie won't be very happy.'

'Damn cyclists - they're everywhere.'

"C'mon people, let's feel the burn!"

You had me at vintage.

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

Bureaucrats on a windmill.

'No, Mr. Flanagan,I didn't pull you over to harass you for being a biker...'

Cycling Race

'Mindful of the world's environment, we all set an example to president Bush and cycle to the next european summit.'

Man in car with bike on top sees car with man on exercise bike on top.

"You say the seat needs to be raised."

'she's been at that three weeks now and it hasn't moved an inch.'

Uni-cycle for sale.

Bicycle accident.

I think I came right of my midlife crisis and smacked right into my second childhood!

"Life: play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, first love, brief happiness, breakup, regret, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, play, work, play, w

Budget cutbacks at Spinco bicycle messenger service.

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'