Bicycle Aficionado Gifts

"Keep it running."

"Awkward..."

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

Bradley Wiggins

Man with handle-bar moustache has a bell on it.

Daisy Bell

"He used to chase people on a bike a lot, but it got so bad I had to take away his bike."

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Cycling with a harp case

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

The star hunters

Directions: Call a smart friend.

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

Bicycle sat nav.

Knight in shining Lycra!

You had me at vintage.

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

The trim reaper

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

"Life: play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, first love, brief happiness, breakup, regret, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, play, work, play, w

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

Cat and Dog Bike

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"