Biking Aficionado Gifts

'Fuel efficiency? I get about three times around the block on a peanut butter sandwich.'

Cinderella's Motorcycle.

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Cycling with a harp case

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

The star hunters

Directions: Call a smart friend.

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

Knight in shining Lycra!

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

The trim reaper

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

Bradley Wiggins

"I really look forward to this evening's walk."

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

Cat and Dog Bike

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

Baby in Bike Basket

Bicycle Sidecar.

The Thinker

Altar Ego

Very drunk professional cyclist