Biking Aficionado Pillows

You're doing too much, Mort. I don't know what you mean. Optimum scruffiness is a delicate balance. One cannot have both wild hair and a wild mustache. It must be one or the other. What about Einstein? He was behaired all over the place. The only exceptions are for hobos, bikers and the big-brained. I rode my Huffy here, does that count?

'Fuel efficiency? I get about three times around the block on a peanut butter sandwich.'

Cinderella's Motorcycle.

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Cycling with a harp case

The star hunters

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Directions: Call a smart friend.

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

Knight in shining Lycra!

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

The trim reaper

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

"I really look forward to this evening's walk."

Bradley Wiggins

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

Cat and Dog Bike

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Chris Froome

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

Milo dreamed that someday, somehow he was going to be a bad dog.

Bicycle Sidecar.

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

Baby in Bike Basket