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'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

'My new security system vaporizes anyone who gets too close to my bike. I'm going to miss Jim.'

Biker Chicks.

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

'But tonight is going to be romantic. We'll drink a bottle of wine while I work on my bike.'

Chauffeur Driven Side Car.

My broom's in the shop.

'You were going too slow...then you were going too fast. You hit every pothole and you're making the turns too wide. And another thing...'

'Is this gonna raise my premium?'

'Well actually, mine's a keyboard!'

'Why do I get the feeling my divorce is final?' (Motorbike has been cut in half).

"Well, did you get motorcycle riding out of your system?"

'Tony's afraid to leave his new bike in the parking lot, so he carries it with him wherever he goes.'

'We're both vicitms of the economy. You're getting laid off, and I can't buy another Harley.'

'Sorry, dear. After three hours into the trip, it suddenly occurred to me that I forgot you. I'll come back to pick you up.'

Biker: Born to Be Mild

White Helmets 2

Surgeon requests patient's motorbike if operation is unsucessful.

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

'Does your best friend have to come EVERYWHERE with us?'

'Don't be late home, tonight's your bath night'

'No offense, but after building that bike for over three years, I thought you would've made better progress.'

'And for our middle-aged customers, we've developed this orthopaedic backrest.'

'After Timmy's Show & Tell, my snapping turtle is going to suck.'

'May I help you?'

'Hey, I think that's him: alligator riding motorcycle, wearing goggles and a bandana - hold it - there's no bandana.'

'I think I know why we haven't seen any deer. Frank's riding his motorcycle through the woods!'

A gym catering for motorbikers.

Take a ride with the reaper.

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

Way-too-easy rider.

'I'd be more than happy to sell you this bike. However, I just don't think the bank will let you finance it for 300 months.'

The Hell's Angel replaced his trike for a smaller three wheeled vehicle.

'Though I appreciate the love you have for your bike, marrying it is simply out of the question.'

'Think they'd panic if we stopped to help?'