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"I'm sorry, but shouldn't there be an apostrophe in that?"

'You asked me what those chicks in those biker magazines have that you don't...well, I made a list. Number one...'

'If I look a little pale, it's because I just sold enough blood to buy new tires for my bike.'

If You Can Read This - The Wife's Fallen Off.

'I suppose you're going to give me a ticket.'

Safe sex is not making love with your helmet on.

'No, Killa isn't going to make it to bike night, I've convinced him to stay home and watch a romantic movie with me.'

Don't mess with Granny, Sonny!

It's amazing how people slow down when you point a hair dryer at them.

'When I found those love letters to a Sherry, I was angry...until I realized she was your motorcycle. Now I'm just creeped out.'

The Anti-fascist Night Wolves

Motorbiking Granny

"You wouldn't believe how much it costs to feed eight tiny reindeer."

'My husband is one of those born again bikers.'

US biker rally could be major "super spreader"

Look...a friendly face.

'I don't care how nice of a bike it is, he can use a golf cart like the rest of us.'

They were right, this is a tough bunker.

Evel Knievel 1938-2007

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

Fat biker with Cow Pie t-shirt.

"Touched by an Angel..."

'Take us to your leader of the pack.'

'Humpty Dumpty hit a wall, and all the kings' men and all the kings' motorcycles' couldn't put him back together again.'

"He's on a motorcycle!"

'To have and to hold...'

Born to be Wild

'Take just a little more time to take in each painting.'

Motorcycling for Dummies.

'You were right, the animals around here are domesticated. In fact, one just stole my motorcycle.'

"Man, your old lady really is an old lady"

'Ever since Byron from accounting saw Dennis Hopper in Easy Rider, he's seemed to have an identity crises.'

'Impressive. I didn't think something that fancy wouldn't be invented at least until the year 1850.'

'He loves hearing me scream.'

The Ne'er-do-well at the In-n-Out