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"Step on it, Roger!"

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

Dairy Devil

Cheesie Rider

Biker Lawn Mower

Bicycle Sidecar.

Biker At Museum

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

Valentino Rossi (the Doctor)

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

With a little twist on the sidecar concept, Harold was able to ride his motorcycle well into his later years.

"And now I will attempt the same feat but without insurance."

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

Sandra can you step in here a minute and lie on the floor? And bring a ramp.

'No, Killa isn't going to make it to bike night, I've convinced him to stay home and watch a romantic movie with me.'

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

Man on motorbike.

'I envisioned them praying to something entirely different.'

'Oh, look, Billy's found a playmate.'

Bad Hare Day

"Man, your old lady really is an old lady"