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"Step on it, Roger!"

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

Dairy Devil

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

Cheesie Rider

Biker Lawn Mower

Biker At Museum

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

Bicycle Sidecar.

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

With a little twist on the sidecar concept, Harold was able to ride his motorcycle well into his later years.

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

Sandra can you step in here a minute and lie on the floor? And bring a ramp.

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

"And now I will attempt the same feat but without insurance."

'No, Killa isn't going to make it to bike night, I've convinced him to stay home and watch a romantic movie with me.'

'I envisioned them praying to something entirely different.'

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

"Man, your old lady really is an old lady"

Bad Hare Day

'Oh, look, Billy's found a playmate.'

"Unfortunately, extinction was inevitable for the Have-a-need-for-speed-asaurus."