Motorbike Lover Gifts

"You're still a mod, I'm still a rocker!" (Brighton Rest Home).

Hell's Angel and baby buggy.

Mow Your Lawn In Ten Seconds.

SALLY'S TATTOO PARLOR, 'No, I WOULDN'T like a nice unicorn!'

'A bike this nice, I didn't think you'd mind me bathing it in your bathtub. Do you have an extra blanket, it'll be sleeping in our room.'

'I realize you'll miss your bike, but you're only leaving it for an hour. And please quit crying, people are starting to stare.'

"Everyone at the party arrived by car."

"What are you doing about the insects dying?"

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"He will now attempt to jump across the Grand Canyon -- whilst texting!"

Horse Roadside Assistance

Cuba public and private transport

'Mary tells me you own a motorcycle.'

'I figured out how to download a bike off the Internet. But, I think I had the resolution set too low.'

Elephant with an emergency ride.

Man on motorbike.

"Christ! How much further is it to the next rest stop!?!"

'I only have 45 minutes to play golf today. Instead of a cart, I'll be riding my bike. I should get all 18 holes in.'

Fast Food

Cheesie Rider

'And I just canceled my 'Alien theft' insurance.'

'Talk about inconsiderate! You could have permanently damaged the bike!'

Chicken Riding a Motorbike with Eggs

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

Cat and Dog Bike

Dairy Devil

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

Biker Lawn Mower

Biker At Museum

Baby in Bike Basket

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"