Motorcycle Lovers Gifts

Biker family

'You'll love my new boyfriend, Dad. He's a real angel.'

Risky Social Security

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

Dairy Devil

Cheesie Rider

Cat and Dog Bike

Biker Lawn Mower

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

Biker At Museum

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

Bicycle Sidecar.

Baby in Bike Basket

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

A tricycle and a unicycle mate and give birth to a bicycle.

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

Valentino Rossi (the Doctor)

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

Tandem Stoker Not Pedaling.

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

With a little twist on the sidecar concept, Harold was able to ride his motorcycle well into his later years.

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

'No, Killa isn't going to make it to bike night, I've convinced him to stay home and watch a romantic movie with me.'