Motorbike Lovers Gifts

Sandra can you step in here a minute and lie on the floor? And bring a ramp.

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

Cat and Dog Bike

Cheesie Rider

Dairy Devil

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

Biker Lawn Mower

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

Biker At Museum

Baby in Bike Basket

Bicycle Sidecar.

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

Valentino Rossi (the Doctor)

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

A tricycle and a unicycle mate and give birth to a bicycle.

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

Tandem Stoker Not Pedaling.

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

With a little twist on the sidecar concept, Harold was able to ride his motorcycle well into his later years.

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

'No, Killa isn't going to make it to bike night, I've convinced him to stay home and watch a romantic movie with me.'

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

"And now I will attempt the same feat but without insurance."

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

Cyclist