Biking Fanatic Gifts

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Directions: Call a smart friend.

Bradley Wiggins

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

Altar Ego

"You had me at hell."

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

Uneasy Rider

Man generating power for machine.

"I just realized that unless I'm riding for some cause, I must look like an idiot."

'Wow... What did you use for bait?'

After years of captivity and cruel treatment, Buster was finally free - free to pedal the open plains to his heart's content!

'OK, here comes another one, and this time, I get the funny hat.'

"Sorry... My School Aversion Syndrome is totally bad today."

"Man, your old lady really is an old lady"

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

"I thought since I was able to fix our computer. It turns out that the computer is a little more complicated."

"No more car-rides for me: He's gone all green, sold his car, bought a bike and uses public transports..."

Pensioners queue up for a Motorbike for Rent.