Bike Fanatics Gifts

Pumping up the bike tyres

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Directions: Call a smart friend.

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

Cat and Dog Bike

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

Baby in Bike Basket

Cyclist Flamingoes

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

Altar Ego

'Your request for a motorcycle as your company car was rejected. However, I'm not totally unreasonable. Enjoy!'

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

A tricycle and a unicycle mate and give birth to a bicycle.

Tandem Stoker Not Pedaling.

Man generating power for machine.

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

After years of captivity and cruel treatment, Buster was finally free - free to pedal the open plains to his heart's content!

'Wow... What did you use for bait?'

"I just realized that unless I'm riding for some cause, I must look like an idiot."

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

"Sorry... My School Aversion Syndrome is totally bad today."

Cyclist

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

'He has trouble keeping up with the game.'

Stop Global Warming

Couple on a Tandem Cycling in Different Directions

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

'If I look a little pale, it's because I just sold enough blood to buy new tires for my bike.'