Biker Culture Fan Gifts

'Just ignore him, Sylvia!'

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'

A right to bare arms.

'He was a rebel to the end.'

Arnold realised that the pet shop had sold him 'Hells Angel-Fish'!

'When I was a kid I had a bicycle too'

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Directions: Call a smart friend.

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

Milo dreamed that someday, somehow he was going to be a bad dog.

Altar Ego

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

"You had me at hell."

Uneasy Rider

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

Santa Harley

After years of captivity and cruel treatment, Buster was finally free - free to pedal the open plains to his heart's content!

'Wow... What did you use for bait?'

"Sorry... My School Aversion Syndrome is totally bad today."

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

'OK, here comes another one, and this time, I get the funny hat.'

Stop Global Warming

"Man, your old lady really is an old lady"

Pensioners queue up for a Motorbike for Rent.