Biker Culture Gifts

'Just ignore him, Sylvia!'

'This looks like trouble.'

Fat biker with Cow Pie t-shirt.

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

Cheesie Rider

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

Tattoos sagging with time

Biker couple with their baby in a side car.

Milo dreamed that someday, somehow he was going to be a bad dog.

To save some cash my parents held my 8th B'day party at Lenny's Tap + Grill....

Biker chopper shopper

'Clarice, you know our rule. You cannot date anyone who has...'

"You had me at hell."

Uneasy Rider

'There was an extra 50 miles on my bike this week. I couldn't keep you off the couch, now this?'

Absurd motorbike

'No, Killa isn't going to make it to bike night, I've convinced him to stay home and watch a romantic movie with me.'

'OK, here comes another one, and this time, I get the funny hat.'

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

They were right, this is a tough bunker.

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

"Man, your old lady really is an old lady"

"Mr. Coughlin over there was the founder of one of the first motorcycle gangs"

Pensioners queue up for a Motorbike for Rent.

Outlaw Quilting Bees

Bad Hare Day

'Oh, look, Billy's found a playmate.'

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'