Motorbike Culture Gifts

Cheesie Rider

'Bugs ain't nothin', kid - just wait till you swallow a BUZZARD!'

Jurassic Parking Lot

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

Dairy Devil

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

Biker Lawn Mower

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

Valentino Rossi (the Doctor)

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

"And now I will attempt the same feat but without insurance."

Sandra can you step in here a minute and lie on the floor? And bring a ramp.

'No, Killa isn't going to make it to bike night, I've convinced him to stay home and watch a romantic movie with me.'

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

Bad Hare Day

'Oh, look, Billy's found a playmate.'

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

Man on motorbike.

"Man, your old lady really is an old lady"

'If I look a little pale, it's because I just sold enough blood to buy new tires for my bike.'

It's amazing how people slow down when you point a hair dryer at them.

Born to be Wild

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'

How your grandparents act vs. how your grandparents vote.

'He loves hearing me scream.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of stunt biking are the hardest.'