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Cheesie Rider

'Bugs ain't nothin', kid - just wait till you swallow a BUZZARD!'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

Dairy Devil

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

Biker Lawn Mower

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

Sandra can you step in here a minute and lie on the floor? And bring a ramp.

"And now I will attempt the same feat but without insurance."

'No, Killa isn't going to make it to bike night, I've convinced him to stay home and watch a romantic movie with me.'

Bad Hare Day

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

'Oh, look, Billy's found a playmate.'

"Man, your old lady really is an old lady"

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

Man on motorbike.

'If I look a little pale, it's because I just sold enough blood to buy new tires for my bike.'

It's amazing how people slow down when you point a hair dryer at them.

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of stunt biking are the hardest.'

How your grandparents act vs. how your grandparents vote.

'He loves hearing me scream.'

Man reads magazine entitles Which Midlife Crisis?

Born to be Wild

'My husband is one of those born again bikers.'