Motorbike Buff Gifts

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

Cheesie Rider

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

Dairy Devil

Biker Lawn Mower

Biker At Museum

Bicycle Sidecar.

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

Valentino Rossi (the Doctor)

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

'It's just what I always wanted!'

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

With a little twist on the sidecar concept, Harold was able to ride his motorcycle well into his later years.

Sandra can you step in here a minute and lie on the floor? And bring a ramp.

'No, Killa isn't going to make it to bike night, I've convinced him to stay home and watch a romantic movie with me.'

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

"And now I will attempt the same feat but without insurance."

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

"Unfortunately, extinction was inevitable for the Have-a-need-for-speed-asaurus."

'Oh, look, Billy's found a playmate.'

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

Bad Hare Day