Motorcycle Buff Gifts

Swine Flew.

'According to my haemoglobin-o-meter,you're sixty thousand red cells over the legal limit.'

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

Cheesie Rider

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

Dairy Devil

Biker Lawn Mower

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

Biker At Museum

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

'He's made an eco-friendly bamboo bike... unfortunately all the tomato plants have fallen down.'

Bicycle Sidecar.

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

'It's just what I always wanted!'

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

With a little twist on the sidecar concept, Harold was able to ride his motorcycle well into his later years.

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

'No, Killa isn't going to make it to bike night, I've convinced him to stay home and watch a romantic movie with me.'

"And now I will attempt the same feat but without insurance."

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.