Biking Buffs Gifts

Motorbike with side car is chased by a dog with a side car.

"We could be lost and not even know it."

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Bike Rides

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

'He's made an eco-friendly bamboo bike... unfortunately all the tomato plants have fallen down.'

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

'It's just what I always wanted!'

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

"Howard's gone on the Tour de France without his bicycle again."

Tetracycline: Bicycle built for 4 organisms.'

Flower power.

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

Cuba returns to the bicycle

'How can I put this....?'

'I made a list of bikes I want to look at today. You may want to eat before we go, as this may take awhile.'

Car on bike.

'There's nothing in gay non smoking... but I can give you an aisle seat in vegetarian bikers.'

'Are they street legal, and do you have some insecurity thing going on?'

"Uh...shall I take...your bikes?"

Tandem with TV on the back.

Tandem

'I knew this place wasn't all it was cracked up to be.'

'Now that Spring is here, I thought I'd take the bike out for a spin. I should only be gone for a month. It was a long Winter.'

Jacques Anquetil