Biking Buddies Gifts

"We would have helped you up sooner but we thought you were one of those fancy sideways racing bikes."

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Bike Rides

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'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Tequila Mockingbird

Nature Lovers

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

Unmanned drones.

"Do you know what we need? We need drinking songs."

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Tandem Stoker Not Pedaling.

Old School Mustaches

'Here comes Ted.'

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

"I hate arguing with someone who knows what they're talking about."

"Man, your old lady really is an old lady"

"I just did a huge one in my diaper."

"At least you made it into the hallway."

Flower power.

'I hope no one thinks this ride is a bromance.'

"I think that form '10,000' steps may have been 9,999 too many!"

"He spent the last half hour trying to piratesplain sea shanties to me."

Cuba returns to the bicycle

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

Biker family