Biking Buddies Mugs

"We would have helped you up sooner but we thought you were one of those fancy sideways racing bikes."

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

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Bike Rides

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Tequila Mockingbird

Nature Lovers

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

Unmanned drones.

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'This is the layout of all the bars we'll hit tonight! We'll start here, then...So we'll sweep around their rear flank, capture their artillery here, then...'

"Do you know what we need? We need drinking songs."

Tandem Stoker Not Pedaling.

Old School Mustaches

Tour de France champ Fausto Coppi

'Here comes Ted.'

"I hate arguing with someone who knows what they're talking about."

"Man, your old lady really is an old lady"

"I just did a huge one in my diaper."

"At least you made it into the hallway."

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

Flower power.

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

'I hope no one thinks this ride is a bromance.'

"He spent the last half hour trying to piratesplain sea shanties to me."

"I think that form '10,000' steps may have been 9,999 too many!"

Ah, so this is what water looks like in the wild.

Cuba returns to the bicycle