Biking Buddy Mugs

Motorbiker.

Getting older.

'Now that Spring is here, I thought I'd take the bike out for a spin. I should only be gone for a month. It was a long Winter.'

Father's Day

"My dog chases anything on a bike. . ."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Bike Rides

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Exercising

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

"Maybe next time you won't drink so much lake water."

Nature Lovers

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

Man and dog on exercise bikes.

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

'For heaven's sake, Claudia. Give him the tuna fish sandwiches!'

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

"It's not a bear, sweetie. It's the pizza."

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."