Biking Buddy Gifts

Motorbiker.

Getting older.

'Now that Spring is here, I thought I'd take the bike out for a spin. I should only be gone for a month. It was a long Winter.'

Father's Day

"My dog chases anything on a bike. . ."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Bike Rides

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Exercising

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

"Maybe next time you won't drink so much lake water."

Nature Lovers

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

Man and dog on exercise bikes.

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

"It's not a bear, sweetie. It's the pizza."

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

'For heaven's sake, Claudia. Give him the tuna fish sandwiches!'

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'