Hiking Buddy Gifts

Nature Lovers

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

Bike Rides

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

'Now cut that out!'

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

'For heaven's sake, Claudia. Give him the tuna fish sandwiches!'

"Oh, for Pete’s sake – it’s the ocean!"

"It's not a bear, sweetie. It's the pizza."

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

'The only thing I'm sure of is death and taxes and home work.'

The Ultimate Sleeping Bag.

Travellers

"You can take her ... just pretend she's my mother."

Old School Mustaches

"Man, your old lady really is an old lady"

"Hey. . . in use!"

'I think this fishing injury is more serious than you're letting on!'

Flower power.

'Do you think he knows we're carrying beef sandwiches?'

'I take it you're not into catch-and-release yet, eh Ben?'

'No, no that's not what I mean by trim the motor!'

Rustic Camping: No Water, Electric or Wi-Fi