Jogging Buddy Gifts

"Want to bitch for one more lap?"

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

'I'm trying to get myself into shape and she's the shape I'm trying to get myself into!'

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'My feet are killing me.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Running

City Marathon.

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

Canada Goose Jackets

"Eat my dust!"

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

Exercising

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Dog stretching before a walk.

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

Jogging Bottoms

'Hey, wait for me!'

Women in a cross country race

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.