Yoga Buddy Gifts

Yoga Classes. I could actually feel the stress leaving my body! I think it entered mine!

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

My God, I need to fart.

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Exercising

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

Man and dog on exercise bikes.

'Yes I do notice an improvement. Your chins don't juggle anymore.'

He prefers to play fetch with a medicine ball.

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

Man and dog on treadmills.

Peace. Love. Light

'Oh, I'm okay, I guess - I just thought enlightenment would be more FUN than this.'

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

'Have you been working out?'

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

'My upper body strength is fine but I'd been neglecting my legs.'

'I've stopped him using the exercise bike...'

The online yoga class was not without interruptions.

Two entrances to a gym; one reads "Actual Exercise" while the other reads "Sit on Equipment and Stare at your Phone."

Prisoner Stretches Before Stretching Torture

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

Buns Of Veal.

"You should try yoga. It makes you relaxed, flexible and loose."

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"