Yoga Buddy Pillows

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

My God, I need to fart.

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Exercising

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

Man and dog on exercise bikes.

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

'Yes I do notice an improvement. Your chins don't juggle anymore.'

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

Man and dog on treadmills.

'I've stopped him using the exercise bike...'

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

'My upper body strength is fine but I'd been neglecting my legs.'

'Have you been working out?'

Peace. Love. Light

'Oh, I'm okay, I guess - I just thought enlightenment would be more FUN than this.'

The online yoga class was not without interruptions.

Two entrances to a gym; one reads "Actual Exercise" while the other reads "Sit on Equipment and Stare at your Phone."

Prisoner Stretches Before Stretching Torture

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

Buns Of Veal.

"O.K., fellas - calm down. Does it really matter which is better, yoga or Pilates?"

"High-energy music, motivational coaching, an epic space - depressing stuff but add in some fixed bikes and you're on a winner."

"You should try yoga. It makes you relaxed, flexible and loose."