Buddha Buddy Pillows

"The depth of your wrongness is so deep that it is unknowable."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

Butterflies

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"I think we have run out of time..."

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

"You dropped yer wallet."

Shakespeare working on his "author's bio"

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

'You reek of crackers.'

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

'He followed me home! Can he hibernate here?'

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

'Where are you going?'

Little boys

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

'I refuse to believe that Winkie was a terrorist.'

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

"I love college."

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

Happy Birthday to you... Thanks guys!

'I guess the transplant went ok - I just got a love letter from my new liver!'

'Fred, we've been together too long!'

Old School Mustaches

Polar bears throwing snowballs at each other.

Signs you may be friends with a sheep....

'This plumber you recommended...mate of yours, is he?'

"Must that dog follow you everywhere?"

Nervous Buddha