Buddy Pillows

'I'm your best friend, so I'll be honest with you--do yourself a favor and take up ping-pong.'

"Hey buddy, are you familiar with the term - 'birds of a feather'?"

"What is friendship if not constant amateurish psychoanalysis?"

'I guess the transplant went ok - I just got a love letter from my new liver!'

'Did you know Geoffrey was once a tennis umpire?'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

'You'll like Dana. She used to be a Rockette.'

Signs you may be friends with a sheep....

'I have to go. I promised my liver I wouldn't be late home.'

'Did you know golf is the healthiest sport you can play?'

Designated Walker

'Here's to our buddy Mitch and a wild birthday party weekend. Remember, fellas. . . what happens in mustache stays in mustache!'

Friends Yeah!

'I see we're playing for big steaks.'

'George, you know that I only drink 'near beer' - anybody's beer that's near.'

Fun at the bowling alley.

"Help me open his mouth. Not to retrieve my lure, but for my buddy Jim who got too close to it to take a selfie."

"Hey - you're a real stand-up guy. . . !"

"I don't want to sit in those awful seats in the corner!"

Problem of Evolution

"I think you may have broken a few unspoken rules with your fish house, Hank. . ."

"I lost count back there after your fifth stroke. How many did it take?"

"Now don't be talking about yourself while you're here."

'Bud's body is in pretty good shape; it's his mind that needs work.'

"Going out tonight?"

"Thanks Dude!"

"Remember when I borrowed 20 bucks from you...and you laughed when I said I'd pay you back right away?"

"Hey buddy, you got a spare oil can?"

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

'Please! Take these and let my buddy go!!'

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

Pond Village Store Generalists

"Do you realize that we spend one-third of our lives in bed and the other two-thirds in here?"

"It's a podcast about me and my buddy discussing movies, but the catch is we also sorta joke around."