Buddy With A Dog Pillows

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

"I think I'm beginning to embrace humiliation."

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

"Oh, for Pete’s sake – it’s the ocean!"

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

"True, it is 'organic.' It's also a dead squirrel!"

Fetching some fuel.

"He ran out of pee."

'No need to shout.'

Dog's game

"Ever since I started reading the newspaper online, he's been bringing me my laptop."

"The fragrance of the pines alloys so wonderfully with that dead carcass I'm about to roll in."

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

"Your food line is nice and long, and - oh, my - your squirrel line is all over the place."

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

Man and dog keep fit to music

'Perhaps you'd like to explain this,'

"I hate it when he gets all Robin Williamsy."