Biker Buddy Pillows

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

Old School Mustaches

"The ticket's for having a cooler bike than me."

'I hope no one thinks this ride is a bromance.'

'No he's not on a motor bike-he's got a very touchy wife.'

'Bugs ain't nothin', kid - just wait till you swallow a BUZZARD!'

'I was touched by a Hell's Angel.'

Biker: 'Gesundheit!' a female pillion passenger messes up the inside of her helmet from her sneeze

A resume for tattoo artists.

"He's done it wrong so long he thinks it's right."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Bike Rides

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

Nature Lovers

"Maybe next time you won't drink so much lake water."

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Cheesie Rider

Tattoos sagging with time

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

Biker couple with their baby in a side car.

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

To save some cash my parents held my 8th B'day party at Lenny's Tap + Grill....

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."