Biker Buddy Pillows

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

Old School Mustaches

"The ticket's for having a cooler bike than me."

'I hope no one thinks this ride is a bromance.'

'No he's not on a motor bike-he's got a very touchy wife.'

'Bugs ain't nothin', kid - just wait till you swallow a BUZZARD!'

Biker: 'Gesundheit!' a female pillion passenger messes up the inside of her helmet from her sneeze

"He's done it wrong so long he thinks it's right."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

Bike Rides

"Maybe next time you won't drink so much lake water."

Nature Lovers

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

Cheesie Rider

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

Tattoos sagging with time

Biker couple with their baby in a side car.

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

To save some cash my parents held my 8th B'day party at Lenny's Tap + Grill....

'The only thing I'm sure of is death and taxes and home work.'

Biker chopper shopper

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

'There was an extra 50 miles on my bike this week. I couldn't keep you off the couch, now this?'