Jogging Duo Gifts

'My feet are killing me.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

City Marathon.

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

"Eat my dust!"

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Running

Canada Goose Jackets

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

Dog stretching before a walk.

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

Jogging Bottoms

'Hey, wait for me!'

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

Women in a cross country race

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - You'll run it off during the toddler years.'

Man and dog on exercise bikes.

"Don't believe in labels."

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

"That's awesome that you taught him to heel, but I just want him to walk normally."