Skiing Buddy Gifts

"Oh, I'm still going to compete at the Winter Olympics, but in protest of China's policies I've decided that I'm just not going to try very hard."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Bike Rides

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

Skier and his dog.

Nature Lovers

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

'Now cut that out!'

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

'It is too snowing!'

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

Skiing at Sea

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

Snow is falling...

Little girl skiing.

'The only thing I'm sure of is death and taxes and home work.'

Freezing

Travellers

Piste-side Hotel

Ski Holidays.

Old School Mustaches

Reindeer on Skis.

"First thing, Toby—just bend your knees a little and get rid of the cigarette."

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

"Don't attack surfers! You're giving us all a bad name and encouraging culling!"

'I think this fishing injury is more serious than you're letting on!'

Ski-ball.

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

Flower power.